a launchpad on Robinhood Chain
Place a stone.
Know your stone before you throw it.
A launchpad on Robinhood Chain, on Uniswap v4. Pick a salt and the contract address of your token is known before you launch it. One transaction strikes the stone, opens its pool against ETH and beds the pool's share under the river for good. Every trade skips a small cut in ETH to one shore, whichever router carries it, and the price stays between the two banks.
Known before it is thrown
Pick a salt and the bank tells you the stone's address. Put it on the poster first; launch it after.
Mid-river
Buyers push the price across the river and their ETH stays under the stone. Every trade, either way, skips a small cut in ETH to one shore.
At the far bank
The pool has sold everything it had. The price can come back across the same river, and never beyond either bank.
every pebble, read from the chain
The bank
Reading the bank…
Skips
Nothing has skipped yet.